AVAN lVAN [That guy-This guy]
Special Appearance SURlYA
Hey! Don't knock it off even by mistake
This must be sandal from Mysore That's why it is stirring the palace!
Look how small the button-holes are! But they'll ask a king's ransom for it!!
Zamindar Theerthapathy
Look at his depraved face He's asking to be slippered
Get lost, loser!
All you men out there, listen to me with all ears!
On Highness's birthday, only we women will be given importance
We are the only ones who'll dance
- lf any one of you, thinks of pitching in - You'll get it royally, with a broomstick!
You'll all be dead if anyone finds out about this moustache business
Who'll sneak about this? You repeat this dialog every year!!
Greetings!
My dearest!
Get lost!
Who are you? You look strange Where are you from?
A new catch from Kandamanoor
Who is this girl? She's dancing left, right and centre
Go to hell
Stop it!
See if I'll let you off that easy! I'll strip you to the last bit
Oh no! He's a man
Cheap!
Don't hit me!
Save me
Come down here, rascal
Let it go
Sorry Highness, there's a problem at the Judge's house
We need to open the locker Only he can do it, they say
Hey Walter! Come here
How I wish to see you as a true artiste! Look at what you are in demand for!
He wants you Go with him
All the documents are safe and sound in my locker
I understand your urgency I'll send it for sure
Are you the notorious thief from this village?
Oh my Goddess! Definitely not, sir
You need to do me a favor
What sir?
Come here Come and see
This is made in Rangoon
9 levers, 4 lockers 800 kgs
Not even an elephant can move it
My important documents are stuck inside Please open it for me
Key?
Why would I ask for you if I had the key?
Put your hand down, man
You claimed he could open any lock That he was an accused in a theft case
He's now asking forthe key
I'm not as skilled as he claims I am, sir
I am a thief but I only steal to survive Just fivers and tenners and get caught
But to presume I head a criminal gang is not good, sir
I am an artiste who entertains common people Don't humiliate me this way
I am destined to develop the fine arts
Destiny...donkey...whatever?.! Where'd you get this man from?
Don't you know any skilled thief?!
I'm new to the job, sir
Old or new, by tomorrow morning 11 :00 AM, I want a thief from your station to do thejob
Help yourself to these snacks
Otherwise I'll recommend that you never get promoted
Don't, sir
Don't be shy, boy Eat as much as you want
What are you doing?
I'm giving our guest some snacks
Why don't you take him inside and give him a 3 course meal?
She loses my key and gives me grief!
Then feeds this petty thief snacks generously
Put that down
How many clothes of yours do I wash? Why don't you wear a night-gown instead?
Petticoat, saree, blouse...
Don't you wear this inner wear called bra, mother?
Yeah! That's all I need at this age!
How long I've wanted a 2 stringed gold chain? You can't even steal that for your mother?.
Stop it, ma! You don't know how ashamed I am! Can't even open a lock these days
That is what I've been obsessing about
- Why do you talk like this? - Ma ma! Stop it!
- That's the house, sir - Greetings, sir
Are you the new inspector?
Before you, Sub lnspector Gurumurthy he was my friend
Very responsible man Why did they transfer him?
Hey, what's the deal with your guy? He looks like he swallowed a shovel
ls he a short tempered fellow?
Who do you want to see? Only if you tell me I can help
Look at this chatterbox Shut up!
lt seems you have a younger brother? Where is he?
Go to hell! I'll weld your mouth!!
Who's younger brother to whom?
She's the kept woman who gave birth to that loafer
Go ask her
I'll cut your tongue out if you call my son a loafer
- Be careful! - Keep quiet
- Why are you sending her flying kisses? - No no, I was trying to stop the fight
You are hitting on her with signals!
Why are you hitting the old man?
This man? Greedy goon!
He eats both hot and cold food same time with the same hand!!
Keep your Panchayat aside, madam
Do you have a warrant?
I've come for a favor, madam There's no warrant for help
This is what I've been asking all along, sir
Oh no! Police
- What's your name? - Kumbudraen (l salute you), sir
- Okay but tell me your name - Kumbudraen (I salute you), sir
- Okay boy but tell me what your name is! - Kumbudraen (I salute you), sir!
Don't be scared, boy! I won't hit you
I only asked for your name You are showing this much respect
You think I'm showing respect to YOU? That's my name
How many times do I have to say Kumbudraen sir, Kumbudraen sir
Shouldn't you reciprocate that respect? That's why this is my name!
I believe you are an expert You can open all kinds of locks
I tried getting Walter to do it but the poor boy couldn't
So please come and help
Don't make me get angry I'll say something nasty
My lion cub himself couldn't do it How can this idiot do it?
Look at his terracotta capped head! Can't you differentiate a scent hound and a street dog?
His head looks like it's been steamed in a vat full of caustic soda solution!
Yes, he's a terracotta capped dope Your son is a king to respect and admire!
Do you see his size?
Like something that's been spat out into the garbage
You can continue yourfeud later Let's go now, boy
Does your bald head not register what I'm saying?
He's too small to even pee on his own
Pip-squeak Get out of here
lf you insult him, I'll ask a soothsayer to tie your tongue into a knot
You think that scares me? I know about you!
You were shameless enough to drag my husband away
...when I was married to him and even had a child with him
Yeah right! I stole him!? He got fed up with you and drooled all over me
Hung his tongue out Followed me around like a dog
Get up, man You have to be stronger than this
These villagers are killing me with their colorful lingo
You just got here, sir There's a lot more for you to experience
We'll kill you with just our words
Kumbudraen, please let's get out of here
Come in, my dears
Brother, don't come away empty handed
Lay a foundation for looting later
Your honor, what a big mansion you have
lt doesn't seem like you built it on a monthly salary
What did you say?
I just wanted to know if this was ancestral property
Why is that your business? Get back to work
Objection granted Look at what a prize you've got
This is the 1st time in the history of my life that I'm opening a safe for someone else!
History or hazard, please open the safe
No sir, you've come to me today asking a favor and I will help you out
But if I get into trouble tomorrow, you'll be there for me, won't you?
Yeah he will! Where can he abscond?
Sir before we leave, give us your mobile phone number
These cops are a pain in the wrong place, aren't they?
Please stop talking incessantly and help me open it
lt's always best to finish making deals in the beginning, sir
lf something happens tomorrow...
He's killing me with words!
Dear boy, please open the safe He has a blood pressure problem
Brother, look at the blood pressure boiling like gravy!
Shut up
Thank God!
Today's our lucky day, big boo to that squint eyed nitwit and his fatso mom
- Good worker, but a chatterbox - Even this boy
Don't let anyone know about what happened today
No way! You heard, didn't you?
Nothing should leak out from any part of our body!
Sir, I've had only one wish in my life
Don't do anything! I'm telling you not to do anything
You won't open the door for me, is it? I'll give you one solid punch!
Brother, I'll get the concert ready for you
O lady who gave birth to me!
Get inside, you! Get lost!
Look at the way mother and son are prancing!
Whom are you pitting your wits against?
- Who asked you guys to stop playing? - You got paid, didn't you?
Real fun to watch!
Fell down flat Let's go eat now
He's hard to deal with usually Now it will be next to impossible
How wretchedly blessed I am! My son is gaping without focus!!
lt's not enough to wear a fancy dress You need to know how to play it
You are supposedly a big shot who owns a Bullet bike
You think you are a Casanova in demand or what? Good for nothing oaf!
No way to eat 3 square meal What are you showing off!?
What are you looking at? Cross eyed freak
You give birth to a cow-brained boy and brag 19 to a dozen!
What did you say? That I can't even piss properly?
I'd piss right to the centre of your house if you gave me the chance
Give me the respect I deserve!
What respect do YOU deserve?
I have grown taller than your shoulder
What name did you call me?
This terracotta capped dope has made so much money
Let's compare our income now
Even a cock crowing will seem like melody if you have the money
Take it and go
Why are you wasting your breath on these losers, son?
lf they die out of starvation right in front of our eyes, we'll be cursed
So give them a little left-over
Go scramble and pick that up good-for nothing oafs
Wind doesn't blow on just one side
lf an elephant can rejoice one day cat will also celebrate!
I'll deal with you then
Yes, yes, time will come only for eating cat curry!
Ma, my money's all flying
Where is this man? Srikanth! Come here!
Sitting and hatching eggs in there
You don't know how to earn a living, at least take all this inside
Not a drop of the milk I nursed you with has got wasted, my dearest
Why are you sitting here quietly? Don't you want to go hit that boy?
Why? I am so mad I want to trample your husband!
You should do what he's doing so well That's how we can also prosper
Please don't ask me to do this dirty work over and over again, it's wrong
Wrong? This job has been in our family for generations!
What do you mean you won't do it? What if a divine curse strikes our family?
Don't lie Nothing of that sort will happen
How many times have I told you not to do this? ldiot!
Forget about me, don't you need money to put on your drama shows?
How long can I put up with this?
Whole village is gawking and he spits in my face!
Let it go Don't keep repeating the same thing
Was your mother right? Anyone would get angry in his place?
That's between my mother and him Why am I being dragged in the middle?
But for you I'd have torn him up into fibrous strands
I'll solve your problem satisfactorily
Because the Judge is in our pocket now!
Did your crony tell you the entire story in flash-back mode?
I wish you had been there in person!
Shut up and sit down He's in a very angry mood
Oh no, I'm so scared
Who are you trying to scare?
lf he was really a man he should confront me
He's sitting here like a lady complaining to you
Highness, I won't listen to even you I'm going to kill him
Hey brave heart! Cool it
Oh! Just shut up! Whatever it is he's your elder brother
Not big brother, older sister That's what they say in the village
When they asked him to open the safe this loser it seems asked for the key!
Only reason you 2 fight is yourjob When I tell you to drop it, do you listen?
lt's not that easy! lt will become a divine curse
That's it! Even if they want to quit, you won't let them, will you?
There's a word called 'family' Not everyone's an orphan like you
Yeah I'm an orphan
This man is happily living with 2 wives and 15-16 kids
You are also in my league only Look who is talking!
There's not a single soul in this huge palace to stitch a button for yourjacket!
I'm not talking to you You guys do what you want
This man is a performer I don't like you hurting him this way
Yeah big performer! First let him do his job properly
Let him succeed once Not even steal jewelry
Just a copper bowl, I'll accept he's a man
Oh Mother Goddess!
Who's there at home?
Sleepy heads!
Who are you, lady? How did you get in here?
I jumped the wall, how else? Did you think I'd ring the front door bell?
Why?
To find my soul mate! Crazy woman
To steal of course!
You have the gall to steal from my house knowing I'm a cop?
All the better! I bet you have tonnes of cash as bribe stashed up
lf I scream now, whole colony will come to my aid
lf I slit your neck, there won't be any sound
Don't do anything to her! What do you want?
Bread and gravy? Give me all yourjewelry now
Wait!
Where's your husband, woman?
Who? My father? He abandoned us a long time ago
- Why? - Because I was born a girl
What a horrible man! Who behaves like this?
Okay you both remove your ornaments as well
Do it fast!
- What are you doing? - Removing her chain
Why would you do that? You call yourself her mother!
She's such an innocent child She has been traumatized enough as it is
Look at her sad state Don't you have any sense?
Only you both remove yourjewelry
What are you doing?
What is happening here?
You wantjewelry only, isn't it?
Take it yourself then
I don't take jewelry from little kids You get it and give it to me now!
I've heard about you
You are a wild buffalo who acts like a woman
Take it yourself if you are a man
No get it for me now
Otherwise...
Otherwise? You know how much it hurts when you get beaten up by the police?
I'm asking you one last time Will you give it to me or not?
How many times do I tell you? I'm letting you go this time
But the next time I catch you red-handed, I'll shoot you
Child, don't think that your father ran away because of you
She's as petite as a beedi (Asian cigarette) but her words make my ears blush!
Did that poor man have a choice?
Even octogenarian whose limbs don't work will run a mile from her!
All you have to do is move this Why think deep like a scientist?!
Game over
My mother has promised to get it for me
Get out collection box our
Oi! Come here!
Come here, I say
- Where are you going? - College
Where is this college that even I don't know about?
Now I know why you'll all fail
How will you pass if you don't give offerings to God?
Put some money in the box
Even I'll tell Him to make you pass
Take your money Put it in
Go on Contribute
Oh 100, this one's a doctor
Another 100! This one's an engineer
150! This one's a collector!
Rs 10? This one will be a cleaner in the municipality sector
Look at that girl just standing there Ask her what her problem is
Oi, do I have to tell you separately? Take out your money
I don't have money
lf you want, I could do sit ups as punishment?
What?!
I don't even mind somersaults?
What! You think you can fool God with your sit-ups and somersaults?
You are going to fail anyway So why do you need all that jewelry?
Take it off and put it in!
Expression on your face tells me that you are thinking of giving up studying
And using yourjewelry to seduce a man and get him to marry you
...so that you can live off of him for the rest of your life
...happily eating and watching television serials You have a criminal streak in you
- No, that's not what I was thinking - Then what?
No, I have to pass my exams
Give it up, you will pass
I will pass, won't l?
Definitely! Who do you think this is? God in current demand!
lf you don't, I'll question Him So put it in
Victory to our Lord!
Take it! Take it all!
Come come come, man This way
What are you walking like you are in the park for, miss?
Good morning, brother!
Forget all that, come here Baby
What, brother?
There is usual problem in collector's street These people will fight even in a funeral!
I need to go check it out
I've admitted your sister in law in the hospital
After your duty is over, Padma and you go and visit her
Okay, brother
Aren't you the guy who jumped into my house yesterday?
Why does a broomstick need silk tassels?
You don't deserve a luxury car!
Highness, this guy is bad news Why are you hanging around with him?
This boy is pure gold!!
Don't be fooled, Highness!
Tell him the truth, man Aren't you the one who broke in?
Wait, man!
Highness, this useless man isn't handicapped, is he?
lnstead of running around stealing stuff he can even buy some pigs and make a living
So be it, Royal Highness?
Not only take care of pigs but utilize them to the fullest to make myself useful!
But before that, I have a doubt
Men have zips in their pants Does your pant have a zip?
Madam! Do the kids need to go to school in time or not?
lf your pant has a zip, what use is it to you?
Highness, look at how he talks even in front of you
Let it go, child I'll take care of him
You escaped this time because of Highness One day I'll catch you red-handed, groom!
Hah! Walter? She's calling you 'groom'!
Maybe you should get married to this girl
Wash your filthy mouth
What'll I do married to a cop? Play robber and police?
To marry me she has to qualify!
Don't you think you are going overboard? Look at your face in the mirror
I'm not wearing any make-up
lf I was, even Cleopatra would (re)turn from her grave and kiss me
- Got that? - Okay, son
Announcing good news to all criminals of this district
OurAsst. Commissioner Chinnandi wishes to make a deal with you all
To avert crimes and reform criminals 20th of this month all crooks and culprits
...are invited to goat-sacrifice and banquet feast thereafter
Please participate, all offenders of the law and make this festival a success
Announced by Head constable Padma and constable Baby
Welcome
Salutations!
Go in Take care of the guests
Look who's here Comedian show-off
Shall I pour you a peg?
Sister, doesn't it look like that joker is checking me out?
You should feel happy at least he's looking at you
Greetings!
When's the feast?
Be patient, they'll serve after offering it to God
Greedy hog!
Prayer is about to start! Come inside
All you men and women, listen carefully I won't repeat
To prevent lawlessness, felony heist, theft, murder in our district
...and for our host to become Deputy Superintendent of police
...he had vowed to throw a feast
So, we should all pray to our Goddess, swear to behave and be good, and then eat!
I'm right, aren't l?
You are right
Walter, you look amazing in this dress
Take it, boy!
You've sworn on our Goddess, be careful
Brother, I'm scared
Look at that 'left-over' loser
What is this, brother? He's over doing it
What happened to him? Did he puke?
No
Thank you all for respecting my wishes and coming here today
You should always be grateful like a dog
Yes I will, son
I feel teary eyed already thinking about how I'm going to be a DSP thanks to you all
DSP sir, only tears come out of eyes Will piss flow out of people's eyes?
Please be quiet for some time, Walter Why are you spoiling this event?
Thank you so much! All of you take care
Brother!
What, dear?
My walkie talkie's missing!
Get him! Get him! Forever doing this
Give me a hand...push
Where's Walter?
As if I've knotted him on my waist?
Go ask there
Did you 2 girls come here all alone? Won't some spirit get into you?
Stop mocking us Please call your son
- What? - Stop it and come
This is what he's always doing Eating and crapping
- Son! - Wait, mother
Only your husband will come running without cleaning himself!!
Disgusting
Upset stomach lt's like batter, ma!
lt's not like we are going to make bread with it for our visitors
Stop it, ma, be decent Why did I go and tell you of all people?
lf you talk like this, what will they think about our family?
We know about your upbringing! Give me my walkie talkie now
Don't act You better give it back to me
I swear, I didn't touch it, Baby
Stop being over-familiar
Just return it to me Otherwise I will lose my job
Auntie, your son stole my walkie talkie
I'm a girl child and I'm doing my job in rain, sun and wind to support my family
What will I do if I lose this job?
Okay okay, don't cry Don't cry
- Give it to her, boy! - I really DON'T know where it is, ma
Don't lie
Didn't you get drunk and talk in my walkie talkie?
Didn't you talk in it and say 'This is Walter the great, over'
'I dare you to arrest me, over'
Who? Me?
Oh! This is his work
There is no room for compromise
Yes, yes, no room for talk Over!
He'll make me trust him and then slit my throat!
Yes, he'll slit my throat, over!
This man is another pain
Highness! Hey! Highness?
Even if all my money goes to waste I won't let him get away with it
I won't let him get away! Over!
- Why did you hit me? - Why do you behave this way?
He stole the walkie talkie And blamed it on me!
Give it to me!
This is Govt. property Who are you to ask for it?
Ask your 'officer' to come get it
I've been very patient with you...
Let him go!
Why does your whole family behave like this?
lf he hits you back, you'll only look a fool
-Are you provoking me? - What a crooked thought!
I won't rise to your bait Because tonight is full moon
Knowing that too well, he's putting on this show in front of those girls
No! Don't spoil my vow
I don't want to be blamed for killing a creature like you!
Get out of my sight!
Run
He got scared! Scaredy-cat
Moron
Get up
Thank you so much Come let's go
He had a narrow escape
You unfairly doubted an artiste, Baby
Property found Operation success, over!
I swore on you You still didn't believe me!
I've apologized to you already Then, what's your problem?
Okay let it go Now at least tell me your secret
What secret?
What?
Does your pant have a zip or not?
For heaven's sake, tell me! My head will burst
You've gone back to your old ways? ldiot
Brother, remember how you got humiliated in the pawn-broker's shop
Okay
- Get down carefully - Come fast
Uh! Oh!!
- Run! - Hit them nicely, brother
No no no don't hit me! lt hurts, it hurts
Stop it, you!
I feel like I should hit you but I don't have the heart
That's it!
- What is your name? - Thaen mozhi, Thaenu (Honey)
- lf I lick you, will you taste sweet? - I don't know
Do you at least know what this is?
Bangles
Look carefully
Bangles!
Look closely!
Bangles!?
Brother, tell her to take an oath
What bangles?
Fake gold bangles
You had to think so much to remove these and put them in that box
And then you go on an acting spree about sit ups and somersaults
Now do your somersaults Go on
Venkata Rama Govinda
Like a princess she'll come in search of me She'll give me all I ask willingly
With her rosy smile into me she weaves in happiness I'll be dead as dried leaves
Lady, you ravish me, only of you I think
I can't drink, eat or sleep a wink
Come and sing me a lullaby
For the question I am about to ask, pick only the right answer
The first question:
Who is known as '2nd Gandhi'?
(A) Nelson Mandela (B) Mahinda Rajapaksa
- What are you doing? - Can't you see? Tossing a coin
Heads is Mandela, tails is Rajapaksa
Which side did you get?
Mandela!
Oh Jesus! Thank you, lord!
My forest nymph! Glimpse of you imprinted in my heart so true
My eyes sweep over you, disobeying me
I'm unable to fence my feeling, sweetie
Me and you, you and me lt's called destiny
Bond we share, me and you Our previous birth extended anew
You are my future come what may
You haunt me in my dreams night and day
This love is beyond death or decay
Look the other side
Ajigsaw, now a perfect picture, to stay
My forest nymph! Glimpse of you imprinted in my heart so true
Manu needhi Chozhan was the fairest amongst the Chola kings
A calf died under the wheels of Prince's chariot
Cow, rang the bell of justice that was hung in front of the palace
To appease the cow, same way King killed his own son as retribution
People who listen are fools!
Do you know who this just king was?
My fore father I am his direct descendant
Hey terracotta capped dumb head! How can you drink in a temple?
Shall I tell Highness?
Tell him! You think your son's a big saint? Look there!
Oh! My God So early in the morning
Okay forget it, don't gulp it all Leave some for your mother
These days, I'm unable to sleep without a drink
Therefore, in this temple, every year in January, on New moon...
Salutations, Highness
You've followed me here as well, is it?
Tell him to go! I feel sick just looking at him
After what you did, how can you come and stand here in front of him?
You think no one will question you? Case is going on, right?
- Why are you here, then? - I need to talk to him
What will you talk to him about?
lsn't it enough that you cheated that poor man of all his wealth?
All that's left is that palace and this temple
ls this irking you? How dare he come...
- Why is he here? - What he stole isn't enough apparently
Why are we treating him with courtesy?
Hand me that burning fire wood We'll claw his eyes out
- Talk to me with respect, lady! - I'll beat you with my slipper!
Respect! After promising to build schools and hospitals, you took this man for a ride
Now you want respect!
But we intend to call back the case
Stop it! lf you speak another word, I will bite you like a dog
Now are you going to get out of here or do I have to call my sons?
Get out! I'm asking you to go!
This man
Fling it right on his head!
Get out! GO!
Acting goody-good and pious!
Get out!
You don't worry about this, Highness
Why worry when you have 2 lion cubs by your side?
But you've corrupted them with your 'family business'
lf the women talk like this, how will the sons be?
You are the God who saves us Worthy of all our praises
Hosanna Jesus, Glory be to you
Hosanna was sung with joy ln Jerusalem long ago by a small boy
Like then even now We sing together with love
You are the God who saves us Worthy of all our praises
Hosanna Jesus, Glory be to you
On Sunday we repeat We bow at our Lord's feet
We get blessed as we unite God's Glory we recite
You are the God who saves us Worthy of all our praises
Hosanna Jesus, Glory be to you
- How did he look? - He looked dark but handsome
lf he robbed you courteously it must be our Walter!
See Baby, thief is your 'boy'
lt doesn't matter who the accused is law expects us do ourjob, brother
What little respect people have for our Force will be protected by me
She speaks with experience!
I give you my word in 24 hours I'll retrieve this woman's jewelry
Don't be scared
Why fear when you are here?
- May victory be yours! - Thank you, brother
Wipe yourtears
Oh no
Following me like hounds! Kiran Baby, what are you doing here?
Don't act smart Give me the jewelry you stole
God multiplies and eats His devotee grabs and gobbles!
This is comical
Sit carefully You don't have an ounce on you
Shouldn't a policewoman eat lots of meat and be well built?
That's what I'm also saying
Somehow I got this job on the quota basis
Do you think I have enough strength to fight with you?
Please be kind and give it all up yourself?.
lf I give it to you then who'll answer my mother?
What will I tell the lady who is weeping for herjewelry?
Who? That 'glamor dolI'?
Don't argue without purpose, Walter
Listen to me! Don't get the curse of a married woman, unnecessarily
I won't fall for all herthreats She already drove away 2 husbands
I know, I also heard Her latest lover is the cable TV man
Forget that
Even before she attained puberty she's had many relationships!
That's why I think we should just get rid of all this trouble
Let's throw herjewelry back at herface
I know you are not like all other crooks You have your own ethical code
I'm right, aren't l?
You are thinking about this like you earned the jewelry yourself?.
No lt's my mother...
Okay you keep talking like this! Why would you care about me?
I told them with false bravado at the station that I'd bring it back
lt's okay, I'll go and get humiliated
Look at you, sending off a woman who trusts you, empty handed
ls this how a true performer behaves?
Okay, let's go
Why are you getting all hot and bothered about this?
Like a true artiste, I was thinking of all the slips between hand and lip
Should you also behave that way?
Okay, you've asked me something for the 1st time, how can I say no?
Desire filled birdie Dilated eyes beauty
Have you come to steal me?
Such an attractive lassie Like an iguana grips tightly
Have you come to hold me?
Don't collide into me I may break and fritter
Don't stay away from me I may wilt and wither
Desire filled birdie Dilated eyes beauty
Have you come to steal me?
Such an attractive lassie Like an iguana grips tightly
Have you come to hold me?
Brother, it's me Highness
Who's there?
- What! - I'm your Highness!
Highness, you onion! You empty box of asafetida!!
Highness with his hat and coolers!
Ranger brother, do you recognize me?
Yeah! I can see that fake moustache jutting out!
So what should I do?
We've come to look at the forest and go trekking
Please open it up for us
Yeah this is your harem Your Queens are awaiting your arrival!!
Go trek that way to that palm tree
You carry your Australian lady and climb up and down it
What are you saying?
This whole land is what we donated to the government
Even your moustache doesn't belong to you! Get out of here
You are talking to your Highness!
Listen, guard your passports He'll pledge them to the money lender
I've never been humiliated so much He ridiculed my moustache!
- 105 - He told them that I'd steal their passports!
He told me I should carry that foreigner female up and down a tree!
That he'll falsely accuse me of stealing sandalwood, put me in jail!
108!
He finally said 'Are you leaving now Or shall I release my dog on you?'
Highness, don't go under again! You finished 108 times
Highness, your fireworks are gone
You both have to go teach him a lesson
You tell me alone what to do I don't need this loser's help
Oi, who's the loser?. I'll drown you in this very water!
Pip-squeak!
Like he's a big action hero
Take care!
Highness! He kicks me when I'm talking to you!
lf I go with him, I won't be alive
ls yourfeud important or is my respect important?
He keeps asking for a fight!! Terracotta capped punk head!
You are both going together lt is my order
Only when I see him beg on the road will I be satisfied
- We'll be there by evening, won't we? - Yes we will, sir
Some moron has put nails and rods on the road
Who are you? What are you doing, boy?
Lets lift him here and hit him
What are you doing! Hey! Why are you dragging me?
Let me go! Let me go!
Flip him over Tie him up and hit him
10 million worth wood here That's why they are beating us
Hit him on his face Let me go!
There's no time for that, sir Please come fast!
Save me! Save me!
Go get him, brother!
Let him go!
Brother Walter! Come here!
Brother Walter! Save us!
Let my brother go!
Lift it off me! Get it off!
Get up and run!
Quick
Come! Hold my hand!
Brother, I can't do it anymore I can't
What on earth is wrong with you? Don't you know how to do yourjob?
Look at you standing shamelessly here in front of me
Sir, show me mercy, not for me Forthe sake of my wife and kids
Go! Don't stand it front of me
Who will be answerable to my superiors?
Brother, you've forgiven me haven't you?
- Tell me you have! - Okay I forgive you
No you are lying! You haven't! Say it whole heartedly
You've been repeating the same dialog I've tried my best to tolerating you
Stop it! Why are you hitting that poor boy? Eat your bun and tea, confess to me
Didn't you see? All 3 departments are hyperventing
What a pain in my ass you are! What truth do you want me to speak?
I don't know anything
Swear on my head
Sir, why do you want me to swear for trivialities like this?
Small is it? lt's a matter of Rs 10,000,000!
They are trying to get us to talk about 10 million bucks with 1 bun in exchange!
Stop it! You are the one who's corrupting him He used to be such an obedient boy
- What day is today? - Tuesday
11 :00 A.M? lt's an inauspicious time I can't tell you the truth now
I'll tell you when the time is right
Brother, don't let them go, interrogate now Next 'auspicious time' is only after 5:00 P.M!
Hey pop-eyed! Was anyone talking to you? Mind your own business
You shouldn't talk too much
After doing what you did how can you behave like this?
Oi! Dodo brain!
How dare you talk to me without respect? I'll come and strangle you now
Keep quiet, Baby, can't you see I'm talking to him calmly?
I'm also talking calmly only
Why have you chained me up like I'm some serial killer?
- Have we ever been treated like this before? - This is all my fault! I'm so sorry!
lt's sad I'm stuck in this predicament lf my mother knew...
...she would kill me when I am asleep
Why brag about yourfamily-skills now? Think about yourself!
Don't you have to get married and have kids in time?
All 3 departments are annoyed You'll be lucky if you get out in 9 years
ls this really what you need?
- Brother, Superintendent is on the line - Oh no! I'm done for!
What is he talking about jail for, brother?.
Yes, sir?
We are certain to go in let me see my sister-in-law once
How?
Do I have to teach you everything? Come here
I'll be done by 6:00 P.M, sir
- I swallowed a blade - He needs medical aid
God help me
Where did you get a blade?
Tell me the truth!
Why are you troubling me like this?
Oi baldo, what are you staring at? Take him to the hospital at once
Take him!
What if my brother dies? Should I be the 1 to cremate you?
Be strong brother! For your good heart you will go only to Heaven
But before you turn into ashes I'll make these people fall at your feet
Why are you talking like this? He'll be fine, just shut up
- What will happen if he dies, sister? - We'll be stripped of our uniform
Tell me what your last wish is, brother
Don't be so negative! My tummy is already somersaulting!
- Walter is a much nicer person, no? - Yes, please shut up now
- Hospital is that way - Yes I am aware of that, dumbo
He's talking too much
Don't get your mouth blistered!
Stop the jeep
- What are you guys doing? - Move aside
This? lt's nothing!
- Look at what he's doing - What happened to his pain now?
- What is he saying? - He's asking her to eat well
ls this really necessary in the condition you are in?
Come let's go, we'll do this later
Move
- She's actually enjoying it - Enough now
He's even blowing her kisses!
Govt. Hospital
lf something happens to my son I'll personally break your head in 2
Why are you abusing me? How am I responsible for his pranks?
You are responsible I won't let you go
Don't cry, nothing will happen
Look at you! You scared a little boy into swallowing a blade!
Wait until my son comes He'll slice you open with a hack-saw blade
These 2 love creating a scene! Wonder who'll make whom mad!
Doctor, even if you circle my insides only dung will come out, not a blade
First, let go of my hands
Don't cry! Haven't I come?
Do you have any brains? Who's to answer his parents?
You and your brother are up to no good We've never dragged you to court
- Explain this to yourtypist - I'm Highness! Not a typist, you nitwit!
I am a doctor I will not lie!
You live in house # 6, don't you?
Yes, why?
I know where it is! lf I remove a few roof tiles, even I can jump inside
Get down, she'll do as you say
Please use your discretion, Highness This is my life
Doctor wants you
Our brother is alive No one needs to cry!
Get lost
Why do you do these things? How will I live without you?
Don't do an overkill on your love
I'm not an idiot to actually swallow a blade
I too have a girl friend who'll give her life for me
How's my acting compared to your son's? Didn't I make you weep?
That's what I thought
You will definitely kill 10 people before you die
The patient you brought didn't swallow a blade at all
When did he become a lawyer?
We picked it up with such difficulty Now you want to give it away?
Let it go! We taught the ranger a lesson
This boy beats everyone hollow He has the cake and eats it too!
Send him away before he usurps whatever property you have left!
I swearto God this is true
Oi! Where are you off to?
Where are we going? You call yourself an actor?
Come to our hall this evening! Check out our lion heart
- Good evening! - Good evening, Highness
Sit down
To felicitate Agaram Foundation we welcome all of you gathered here
S.S.Raman who gets the best teacher award will now speak
Thiruvalluvar a celebrated Hindu Tamil poet has said...
He'll recite a poem now, just listen
Well abounds in water as one digs deep So also knowledge
What does it mean?
Means you are planning to bore us to death!
Just as you dig a well to get water same with gaining knowledge
How long will you dig the same well?
We think only of our children
For those who lack that facility, who are either poor or orphaned...100s of children
...our guest here and his dad Mr Sivakumar do the needful with diligence
Agaram foundation has taken the responsibility
...to educate 40 students and pay salary of 6 teachers in this school
They are also donating for this cause throughout Tamil nadu
Both brothers are earning big time Let them spend some of it
Can't understand a word
That sun gives us rays This Suriya gives us education
God bless them both
He's trying his best to score a role as grand father in Suriya's next movie
Next, Suriya will speak
Sir gave an emotionally packed speech Please don't take it to heart
There are millions of people in this world that do so much more
I am only being given attention because I'm an actor
A few people have asked me why I do not do it anonymously
This is not for personal propaganda
Because if 10 people follow, our world will be a better place to live in
A lot of people might think I am an actor, I have money, I'd better spend it
This is money that has been earned Not stolen
He means you, brother!
I am doing what I can to educate 100 children lf you can, give one child the right to study
Agaram is ours today I hope it will be yours tomorrow
Help me help my dream come true
Thank you!
I'll take leave
Come here
- Tell Suriya about me - Why didn't you tell me earlier?
This boy is like my own son He's been dying to perform in front of you
Your Highness requests you to take a seat
He's a performer like you only He can act, sing, dance and even fight
ls this really necessary?
- Shall we listen to an English song first? - Sure
No need! No need!!
Not even worth 10 paise!
Suriya, you know all about the movie 'Navarasa' butjust watch my boy perform
Love
Laughter
Fear
Disgust
Surprise
Anger
Compassion
3 cheers to Walter!
Get up Don't fold your hands
You were simply superb Give me your hand
Oi Dusky Walter!
Wherever you are, be happy You've won
You are an amazing actor! Trisha (actress) is yours
Highness, we'll all throw a party now, our whole family should rejoice
Okay
Cross eyed dude!
All those times you slept dabbing powder on yourface,
...I used to feel like stamping your face
But now you can put scent on your face! Because he's an actor!
Will he get song and dance sequences in his dreams when he is asleep?
Yes son, yes
He's not ordinary, Highness
That day in the forest, he tackled those forest guys with such force
One of that and I'd be flat out
He'll only hit you, he won't hit me!
Let him hit whomever
Suriya, is such a sought after star
He came back to appreciate and hug this stinkO!
- He's truly talented - No doubt at all
His last crying act, I accidentally turned to see Suriya moved to tears
He made ME, robot cry with his performance
Yes, even I cried
After the foreigners episode, this is the 2nd time I'm crying
Why are you ruining it with your own sob story?
lf you interrupt me like this, how will l remember what I had to say?
- Where did I stop? - Robot!
- Why did I say that? - Because you cried
I need to do something to redeem myself
I've decided to make a movie with him as hero by selling your palace
You can be the screen play writer, dialog writer, better, cutter, everything!
I will only direct!
lf these people in the cinema world find out about our movie what will they do?
You think Suriya would have kept his mouth shut?
By now he will be lamenting to his colleagues about our man, in utterfear
On the day of the release of our movie these actors...
...Vijay, Ajith, Vikram, Suriya, Arya will reside permanently in the rest room!
My blood brother! I love you! I only pretend to dislike you
You know why? Don't think only you can act!
Why didn't you evertell him you love him so much?
You emotion-bottler!!
There's a lot that goes on between brothers This is ourfamily matter!
Who are you to ask questions?
Who? You nit-wit!
Why did you slap me when I was talking to you?
You are asking me who I am? He's my 1st son!
You are my youngest son
Forgive me!
I like you a lot! You are my daddy
Oh little baby! Oh piglet, my little donkey
Daddy, for me?
I feel happy every time I see you!
The job's over
Ever since he fell in love, this Walter's been out of sight!
What are they doing?
Let's go find out, one way or another
Fast!
Get down!
Where are you taking all these cows!? Tell me!
Slaughter house
Who's responsible forthis business? Tell me!
Something about a check post
Write it down
Are you intending to run a dairy centre? You'll also kill them for meat and leather
Give me the cash
- What happened to Blue Cross? - I'm nearly there
Come Quickly!
How much do you earn per month?
Why have you left your houses to run after cows?
I'm just curious
- We don't get paid - Oh so you get a commission per cow then?
- Shut up! This is service - Oh you are saintly is it?
Where do you go put the cows you get? Who takes care of the cow dung?
Stop it! Shut up!
Shouldn't you have a license? Will you confess in court?
This isn't right! Do you have an answer?
Answer him!
I'm talking to you Don't you know that this is a crime?
Do you know how long you will be convicted for?
Go go! All of you, go to your houses! Run, run
Such cruel inhuman acts still happen
Those who break the law should be caught red handed and punished
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I'm coming, wait!
Who's this?
- Hide and seek re re - Where are you taking me?
Come and see!
Close your ears re re
Eat two eggs Get one back (nursery rhyme)
Who is this?
My future What do you think?
Yes!
She doesn't wear powder, make up or fake hair, it's all very real
Even if you go over with a fine tooth comb you can't find any dandruff, nits or lice
Smell it? lt's the ultimate fragrance!
You know what her name is? Thaeni! (Honey)
When did this happen? You never told Highness
That's why I brought her here Ask for our blessings now
They should ask for your blessings, you foolish man
That's right! Fall at my feet then
May you be happy together Like dance and music!
But stop with this one, don't run like yourfather after another woman
Hey! What are you doing here?
How do you know him?
You crazy fellow She's your sis-in-law!
Sis-in-law??! What is wrong with you?
He's a foolish young boy but why are you humoring him?
Get out of here! Get out!
Hey! Why are you asking herto get out?
The minute you find a girl, you'll just drag her here is it?
Get out!
Do you talk to a girl who comes to your house like this?
- Do you know who she is? - Who?
You've been lamenting about that backstabber Haven't you? She's his daughter!
He's brought her here You are also welcoming her
Ask herto go
Did you know who she was when you brought her here?
I didn't know, Highness
How could you not know? Even I know!
Won't you, be aware?
You didn't ask and she didn't tell you?
Please keep quiet I really didn't know
Such a close knit community Who do you think you are kidding?
I beg of you with folded hands, please keep quiet
How can I keep quiet?
This man hasn't been able to sleep peacefully for years
And you are dating his daughter!
I swear to God I didn't know who she was
Tell them, brother!
Now you know, don't you? What are you going to do?
What are you going to do? Tell me
What do you want me to do? Tell me, Highness, I'll do it
That is up to you
Don't you understand what he's saying?
You happily eat his food He's asking you to get rid of her, go do that
Why should I get rid of her?
How is she responsible for what her father did?
Just because he fooled you why should I stab her in the back?
What about the girl he's drooling over?.
Her father abandoned her so is he going to do the same?
What are you comparing to what?
You can't find fault with me on this! Just sit down
I'll do anything else you want I'll even eat s***!
But don't ask me to ditch her
Why doesn't he look me in the face and order me?
He's turning away like a coward
I told you that I didn't know! Why didn't he let it go?
Would you have said the same to your own son?
So you want me to ditch her and sit alone like you for the rest of my life then?
- Brother, don't talk like this - Get lost
lf you had a family you wouldn't talk like this How would you know how this feels?
Get out of here
- Whaat? - Get out!
Are you human?
- Brother, brother don't do this - Let me go!
Loser! How long are you going to be like this?
Your parents asked you to get married, did you listen?
You'll cut yourself Come aside
Let me go! He asked the right question! He stabbed my heart
Let it go
He's a young boy Why do you take it to heart like this?
Blood will be thicker than water!
That's not what I meant
Today he called me a baldy Tomorrow you will call me a sissy!
Do I really need this? I don't want this, get out!
Come, let's eat
Let me go! I beg of you, I'll fall at your feet
Please leave me alone
Hey, my children what are you doing? Do you want to know something?
Walter and that loser left me and went But I'm not worried! I'm not sad!
I know exactly what I want to do
When I have nice grandchildren like you why should I be worried?
Pigeon, won't you cremate your grandfather?
Won't you? He says I don't know what family is
I have nothing to do with that family anymore
Even if they come and fall at my feet I won't forgive them
I won't even talk to them
You should also not talk to them
I promise on myself
Why should I care about someone who doesn't listen to me?
I won't listen to them anymore Not even their smart ass buddy
I'm talking to you seriously And you are romancing over there
Okay do it, make sure the dad is good I'll unite you both
Not enough if the girl is a good catch Family should have integrity!
After breaking such a great man's heart you sit there without any emotion
How many times do I have to tell you I didn't know?
Yeah right!
Even if you knew who she was why didn't you just shut up?
Adding fuel to the fire
So he'sjustified in talking like that is it?
Look here, I'll even have a thieving family like ours as in-laws...
...but I won't have an alliance with the family that back-stabbed him!
Like we need your thoughts on this now when we have so many problems
Are you all fine? You would have eaten, I bet
But I haven't
ldiot! You idiot!
Stop it! Hitting a little kid like that
- Come - I'm not coming anywhere
Come, man! Don't put up your price Nowadays you've become such a pain
- I'm not going to eat now - Come, we'll see about that later
Go inside! Bend your head down
You said whatever it was you had to talk face to face
Now you are sulking!
Don't worry now Highness is here
Don't confuse yourself, idiot
Forget him! Eat first
Why are you spoiling your health drinking on the rocks from morning?
Your intestines will bleed and you'll die
Why should you spoil your health? lt's easier to have his head slashed!
Shut up
Do you want to make him a murderer?.
Listen to my decision
I'm sorry I yelled at you unintentionally So you don't get to be punished
But you yelled at me purposefully so you have to be punished
There is an extended gap between east and west, vast and immense
lt can be bridged with our wings if we fly to cover the distance
Rain played hide and seek beyond the hills unseen
Emerged as a river to bond in between
When it is dark and dreary love is sure to show the way
When hearts unite, age is no barrier thorn blends to bloom with the flower
Though winter of life, spring at heart This is the way to live, a work of art!
When the tired traveler finds his supporter like a rickety boat, he paints on water
ln the deep dark distant forest eyes see(k) the far-away light!
Why couldn't Father stop His test of faith with His devotees?
Why show it on me?
Hey! Are devotees dumb idiots?!
How convenient, Highness!
Devotee, what wish do you want? Ask without hesitation
You don't even know what he wants How can you call Yourself God?!
Hold this
You think you are Gandhi, or what?!
You acted like one kingpin yesterday Now look at you
You can't touch one strand on my head
You made such a fuss for eating a cow
They bring camel from somewhere and eat its meat, what is it called?
Kurbani
Ask them!
How much money we lost because of you!?
Just because you don't have a job why are you ruining ours?
Why are you hitting me? You wronged, I asked
Who are you to tell me what is right or wrong?
Ask the meat eater Not me
Oh no!
Are you coming to hug him? Throw him out!
Orphan is here King is here
lntellectual is here Dumbo is here
Hey! You!
Let me go! Let me go!
Kill me! Kill me!
I can't stand the pain! Kill me! Kill me now!
You shouldn't die You should NOT die!
You know something?
I've asked them to keep Heaven's door open for you
Oi, terracotta capped mushroom head! He feels bad that he's going alone
You think we'll leave you like that?
We've kept a companion for you, my king